Breaking Brad: June 6
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On Monday, Rick Santorum made two separate announcements that he's running for president . Apparently one announcement was made for each of the two people planning to vote for him.
Santorum said, "We're in it to win it." Which sounds better than if a candidate says, "I'm in it to try and show. Considering the circumstances, third place is the best I can possibly hope for."
On Monday morning, a regional jet that had just taken off made an emergency landing at the Lincoln Airport. Everyone is safe. At least officials didn't have to divert any other planes since the next flight scheduled to land at the Lincoln Airport isn't until July 2.
The Friday jobs report numbers were not good. The only new job created was for Darin Erstad.
Over the weekend Taste of Omaha was held at Eighth and Douglas Streets . It was the first food festival with a "No lifeguard on duty" sign.
I'd like to clear up some confusion. The Antique Auto Show held in conjunction with Taste of Omaha was not an official event, it was just the old cars from the bottom of the Missouri River floating past.
Over the weekend, the circus was at Qwest Center. Nine clowns and three Ohio State football players climbed out of one tiny car.
With the escalating national debt, the two wars we're involved in and the menace that is Moammar Gadhafi at least we remain focused on the most important issue: Is that Rep. Anthony Weiner's crotch on Twitter?
Democrats continue to raise their eyebrows at Weiner's response. You know the only Democrat who didn't raise eyebrows? Nancy Pelosi. You know why? Too much Botox.
Mitt Romney announced he's running for president on a farm in New Hampshire. I haven't seen anyone look that out of place on a farm since Eva Gabor on "Green Acres."
John Edwards is facing felony charges over the use of money to cover up an extramarital affair. Edwards is represented by attorney Greg Craig, who is about one letter away from being captain of my all-time all-name team.
In Boston, Sarah Palin got a few details wrong when asked about Paul Revere's historic ride. They were minor details. For example, Revere did not make the ride in a Chevy Tahoe.
In Toledo, Ohio, on Friday, President Obama proclaimed the comeback of the U.S.
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Edwards is represented by attorney Greg Craig, who is about one letter away from being captain of my all-time all-name team. In Boston, Sarah Palin got a few details wrong when asked about Paul Revere's historic ride. They were minor details.
In the fall of 1991, Damron was the sophomore quarterback of a Georgetown offense that would score more points in a season (744) than any college football team ever had in the 20th century. Before Hal Mumme brought the Air Raid to the commonwealth and
Funny that as West Ham didn't with the league for the 4th time running, but Parker earned those stats playing game in and game out for a crap team. But no they say, it's about experience. OK, so he knows better how to lose.
@cylondetector – I think its funny the same people who were complaining about the Pats being too old on defense are now saying that they are too young. I'm sick of hoping they model the team so that the talking heads are happy… because they never will
If so, which is your team or league? Tate: My hometeam. LFC, Liverpool Football Club. And it's "Football" not "Soccer." [Laughs] : You've demonstrated you're clever and witty on our message boards. Have you found yourself challenging views others
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